Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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