can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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