And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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