dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You pole danced in your parka.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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