I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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