Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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