My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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