I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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