But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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