so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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