So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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