Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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