wake up i wanna do it froggy style
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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