The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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