So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
how does that bad decision feel?
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