ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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