you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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