If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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