Im at strip club and am horny
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
YAS. BRING CRAB.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize