I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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