was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?