My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
