The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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