I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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