Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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