you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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