Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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