He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
