no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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