Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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