The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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