did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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