His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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