fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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