More tranny stories later!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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