i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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