If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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