I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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