My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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