I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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