oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Randomize
