Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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