So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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