Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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