Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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