ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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