Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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