i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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