What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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