I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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