i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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