singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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