quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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