i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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