Apparently you make a good broom.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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